Broski Codex

We do not count calories. This is not a gym. Anyone weighing their food gets extra bacon to learn the lesson.

Sauce is not the enemy. It is a status symbol.

If your shirt stayed dry, start the whole thing again.

Your diet stays outside. This is not a salad bar, Bro.

Sauce is not a side character. It is the star. If it does not drip, it is not right.

Everyone is a Bro. Even the one who steals your last fry.

The last fry is a war zone. Whoever gets it earned it.

The food arrives hot, so be brave. This is not a tea party. No blowing on it.

Bacon is a cornerstone of the universe. Anyone who dislikes it is suspicious.

We do not leave food behind. Leftovers are for the weak.

You leave full and happy. Not a promise. A fact.